The Count of Crow's Nest
Crow's Nest was an overcrowded boarding house on West Side, overcrowded because there
one could obtain shelter and sustenance of a respectable nature cheaper than anywhere else
in ante-Columbian Chicago.* Of course the real name of the place was not Crow's Nest; it
had, indeed, a very euphuistic name; but a boarder once called it Crow's Nest, and the
rest felt the fitness of the title, so after that the name clung to it. The cost of
existing had been reduced to its minimum there, and it was for that reason that Harold
Buchanan found the Count de Koch among the guests of the house. Buchanan himself was there
from the same cause, a cause responsible for most of the disagreeable things in this
world. For Buchanan was just out of college, an honor man of whom great things were
expected, and was waiting about Chicago to find a drive wheel to which to apply his
undisputed genius. He found this waiting to see what one is good for one of the most
trying tasks allotted to the sons of men. He hung about studios, publishing houses and
concert halls hunting a medium, an opportunity. He knew that he was gifted in more ways
than one, but he knew equally well that he was painfully immature, and that between him
and success of any kind lay an indefinable, intangible something which only time could
dispose of. Once it had been a question of which of several professions he should
concentrate his energies upon; now the problem was to find any one in which he could gain
the slightest foothold. When he had begun his search it was a quest of the marvelous, of
the pot of fairy gold at the rainbow's end; but now it was a quest for gold of another
sort, just the ordinary prosaic gold of the work-a-day world that will buy a man his
dinner and a coat to his back.
In the meantime, among the tragic disillusionments of his first hazard of fortune,
Buchanan had to live, and this he did at Crow's Nest because existence was much simplified
there, almost reduced to first principles, and one could dine in a sack coat and still
hold up his head with assurance among his fellow men. So there he had his study, where he
began pictures and tragedies that were never completed, and wrote comic operas that were
never produced, and hated humanity as only a nervous sensitive man in a crowded boarding
house can hate it. The rooms above his were occupied by a prima donna who practiced
incessantly, a thin, pale, unhappy-looking woman with dark rings under her eyes, whose
strength and salary were spent in endeavoring to force her voice up to a note which
forever eluded her. On his left lived a discontented man bearded like a lion, who had
intended to be a novelist and had ended by becoming a very ordinary reviewer, putting the
reproach of his failure entirely upon a dull and unappreciative public.
The occupants of the house were mostly people of this sort, who had come short of their
own expectations and thought that the world had treated them badly and that the time was
out of joint. The atmosphere of failure and that peculiar rancor which it begets seemed to
have settled down over the place. It seemed to have entered into the very walls; it was in
the close reception room with its gloomy hangings, clammy wall paper, hard sofas and bad
pictures. It was in the old grand piano, with the worn yellow keys that clicked like
castanets as they gave out their wavering, tinny treble notes in an ineffectual staccato.
It was in the long, dark dining room, where the gas was burning all day, in the reluctant
chairs that were always dismembering themselves under one, in the inevitable wan chromo of
the sad-eyed Cenci who is daily martyred anew at the bands of relentless copyists, in the
very clock above the sideboard whose despairing, hopeless hands never reached the hour at
the proper time, and which always struck plaintively, long after all the other clocks were
through.
The prima donna sneered at the chilly style of the great Australian soprano** who was
singing for a thousand dollars a night down at the Auditorium, the reviewer declared that
literature had stopped with Thackeray, the art student railed day and night against all
pictures but his own.
Buchanan sometimes wondered if this were a dark prophecy of his own future. Perhaps he,
too, would some day be old and poor and disappointed, would have touched that wall which
marks the limitations of men's lives, and would hate the name of a successful man as the
dwarfs of the underworld hated the giants in the golden groves of Asgard. He felt it would
be better to contrive to get capsized in the lake some night. Could there be any greater
degradation than to learn to hate an art and its exponents merely because one had failed
in it himself? He fervently hoped that some happy accident would carry him off before he
reached that stage.
Day after day he sat down in that dining room that was so conducive to pessimistic
reflection, with the same distasteful people: The blonde stenographer who giggled so that
she often had to leave the table, the cadaverous art student who talked of originating a
new school of landscape painting, and who meantime taught clay modeling in a design school
to defray his modest expenses at the Nest, the reviewer, the prima donna, the languid old
widow who wore lilacs in her false front and coquetted with the fat man with the ear
trumpet. She had, in days gone by, made coy overtures to Buchanan and the surly reviewer,
but as they were more than unresponsive and would have none of her, she now devoted
herself exclusively to the deaf man, though undoubtedly ear trumpets are an impediment to
coquetry. But as the deaf man could not hear her at all, he stood it very well. He might
also be short sighted, Buchanan reflected.
In all that vista of faces, there were some twenty in all, there was but one which was
not unpleasant; that of the courtly old gentleman who ate alone at a small table at the
end of the dining room. He was only there at dinner, his breakfast and luncheon were
always sent to his room. He had no acquaintances in the house and spoke to no one, yet
every one knew that he was Paul, Count de Koch, and during breakfast and luncheon hours he
and his possible history had furnished the pi�ce de r�sistance of conversation
for some months. In that absorbing theme even the decadence of French art and English
letters and the execution of the Australian soprano were forgotten. The stenographer
called attention to the fact that his coat was of a prehistoric cut, though she
acknowledged its fit was above criticism. The widow had learned from the landlady that he
shaved himself and blacked his own boots. She was certain he had been a desperately wicked
man and lost all his money at Monte Carlo, for unless Counts were very reprehensible
indeed they were always rich. This scrutinizing gossip about a courteous and defenseless
old gentleman was the most harassing of all Buchanan's table trials, and it savored
altogether too much of the treatment of P�re Goriot in Madame Vanquar's "Pension
Bourgeoise."
He was always glad at dinner when the Count's presence put a stop at least to audible
queries, and his calm patrician face again made its strange contrast with the sordid
unhappy ones about him. His clear gray eyes, his slight erect figure, and white, tapering
hands seemed quite as anomalous there as his name. That gentlemanly figure made life at
Crows Nest possible to Buchanan; it was like seeing a Vandyke portrait in the
gallery of daubs. The Count's whole conduct, like his person, was simple, dignified and
artistic. It was a cause for much indignation among the boarders, particularly so in the
case of the widow and prima donna, that he met no one. Yet his manner was never one of
superiority, simply of amiable and dignified reserve. He might at all times have stood the
scrutiny of a court drawing room, yet he was perfectly unostentatious and unconscious.
There was something regal about his gestures. When he held back the swinging door for the
hurried maid with her groaning tray of dishes, you half expected to see the Empress
Eugenie and her train sweep through, or gay old Ludwig with his padded calves and painted
cheeks and enormous wig, his troupe of poets and dancers behind him. He drank his pale
California claret as if it were Madeira of one of those priceless vintages of the last
century.
In his college days Buchanan had been a good deal among well-bred people, but he had
never seen any one so quietly and faultlessly correct. Sometimes he met him walking by the
Lake Shore, and he thought he would have noticed his carriage and walk among a thousand.
In watching him that phrase of Lang's, "A gentleman among canaille,"
constantly occurred to him.
One of the saddest defects of that ponderous machinery which we call society is the
impenetrable wall which is built up between personalities; one of the saddest of our
finite weaknesses is our incapacity to recognize and know and claim the people who are
made for us. Every day we pass men who want us and whom we bitterly need, unknowing,
unthinking, as friends pass each other at a masked ball: pursuing the tinkle of the
harlequin's bells, not knowing that under the friar's hood is the camaraderie they
seek. Following persistently the fluttering hem of the priestly gown, never dreaming that
the heart of gold is under the spangled corsage of Folly there, sitting tired out on the
stairway. It seems as if there ought to be a floor manager to arrange these things for us.
However, given a close proximity and continue it long enough, and the right people will
find each other out as certainly as the satellites know their proper suns. It was
impossible that, in such a place as Crow's Nest, Buchanan's relations to the Count should
continue the same as those of the other boarders. It was impossible that the Count should
not notice that one respectful glance that was neither curious nor vulgar, only frankly
interested and appreciative.
One evening as Buchanan sat in the reception room reading a volume of Gautiers
romances while waiting for the dinner that was always late, he glanced up and detected the
Count looking over his shoulder.
"I must ask your pardon for my seeming discourtesy, but one so seldom sees those
delightful romances read in this country, that for the moment I quite forgot myself. And
as I caught the title 'La Morte Amoureuse,' an old favorite of mine, I could scarcely
refrain from glancing a second time."
Buchanan decided that since chance had thrown this opportunity in his way, he had a
right to make the most of it. He closed the book and turned, smiling.
"I am only too glad to meet some one who is familiar with it. I have met the idea
before, it has been imitated in English, I think."
"Ah, yes, doubtless. Many of those things have been imitated in English,
but"
He shrugged his shoulders expressively. "Yes, I understand your hiatus. These
things are quite impossible in English, especially the one we are speaking of. Some way we
haven't the feeling for absolute and specific beauty of diction. We have no sense for the
aroma of words as they have. We are never content with the effect of material beauty
alone, we are always looking for something else. Of course we lose by it, it is like
always thinking about one's dinner when one is invited out."
The Count nodded. "Yes, you look for the definite, whereas the domain of pure art
is always the indefinite. You want the fact under the illusion, whereas the illusion is in
itself the most wonderful of facts. It is a mistake not to be content with perfection and
not find its sermon sufficient. As opposed to chaos, harmony was the original good, the
first created virtue. And of course a great production of art must be the perfection of
harmony. Even in the grotesque the harmony of the whole must be there. To be impervious to
this indicates a certain bluntness toward the finer spiritual laws."
"And yet," said Buchanan, "we have been accustomed to look at all this
as quite the opposite of spiritual. Our standpoint is certainly rather inconsistent, but I
believe it is honest enough."
The Count smiled. "Certainly. It is a question of whether you want your sermon in
a flower or in a Greek word, in poetry or in prose, whether you want the formula of
goodness or goodness itself. So many of your authors write formulae. There was, however,
one of your litt�rateurs who knew the distinction, even if he was something of a
charlatan in using it. Poe surpassed even Gautier in using some effects of that
character," pointing to the book in Buchanan's hand. "Perhaps under happier
circumstances he might have done so in all. You had there a true stylist who knew the
value of an effect; a master of single and graceful conceptions, who was content to leave
them as such, unexplained and without apology."
"Perhaps that is the reason we say he was crazy," said Buchanan, sadly.
"Perhaps," said the Count as he lighted his cigar. "I hope to have the
pleasure of discussing this again with you. You have read 'Fortunio'? No? When you have
read 'Fortunio' I will wish to see you." He smiled and went out for his wintery walk
on the Lake Shore.
After that Buchanan met the Count frequently, in the hallway, on the veranda, on his
walks. They always had some conversation during these encounters, but their remarks were
generally of a very casual nature. Buchanan felt some hesitancy about pushing the
acquaintance lest he should exhaust it too soon. His tendency had always lain that way. In
his intemperate youth he had plunged hotheaded and rapacious into friendship after
friendship, giving more than any one cared to receive and exacting more than any one had
leisure to give, only to reach that almost inevitable point where, independent of any
volition of his own, the impetus slackened and stopped, the wells of sweet water were dry
and the cisterns were broken. These promising oases that flourish among monotonous
humanity dry up so quickly, most of them. They are verdant to us but a night. There are so
few minds that are fitted to race side by side, to wrestle and rejoice together, even unto
the paean. And after all that is the base of affinities, that mental brotherhood. The
glamour of every other passion and enthusiasm fades like the brilliance of an afterglow,
leaving shadow and chill and a nameless ennui.
One evening Buchanan stopped the Count in the hall.
"May I trouble you for a moment, sir? A friend of mine who is something of a
bibliomaniac has sent me from Munich a copy of Rabelais stamped with the Bavarian arms.
There is an autograph on the fly leaf, indeed, two of them, and he suspects that one of
them may be Ludwig's."
The Count adjusted his eye glasses and looked thoughtfully at the faded writing:
"Lola M.," and further down the page, "Ludwig."*** "You have
certainly every reason for such a supposition. Ludwig was one of the few monarchs who
really cared enough for books to put his name and in one Lola Montez' name, too, for that
matter. However, in these autographs one can never tell. If you will step upstairs with me
we can soon assure ourselves."
"O, I did not mean to trouble you; you were just going out, were you not?"
"It was nothing of importance, nothing that I would not gladly abandon for the
prospect of your company."
Buchanan followed him up the stuffy stairway and down the narrow hall. He was conscious
of a subdued thrill of quickened curiosity upon entering the Count's apartments. But as
his host lit the gas one covert glance about him told him that he need not exercise rigid
surveillance over his eyes. Beyond a number of books and pictures, portraits, most of
them, there was little to distinguish the room from the ordinary furnished apartment.
There was the usual faded moquette carpet, the same cheap rugs and the inevitable shiny
oak furniture. The silver fittings of the writing table, engraved with a crest and
monogram, were the only suggestions of the rank of the occupant.
"Be seated there, on the divan, and I will find a signature I know to be
authentic. We will compare them." As he spoke he tugged at the unwilling drawers of a
chiffonier in the corner.
"This furniture," he remarked apologetically, "partakes somewhat of the
sullen nature of the house. There, we have it at last."
He lifted from the drawer a small steel chest and placed it upon the table. After
opening it with a key attached to his watchguard, he drew out a pile of papers and began
sorting them. Buchanan watched curiously the various documents as they passed through his
hands. Some of them were on parchment and suggested venerable histories, some of them were
encased in modern envelopes, and some were on tinted note paper with heavily embossed
monograms, suggesting histories equally alluring if less venerable. If those notes could
speak the import of their contents, what a roar of guttural bassos, soaring sopranos, and
impassioned contraltos and tenors there would be! And would the dominant note of the
chorus be of Ares or Eros, he wondered?
He was aroused from his speculations by the Count's slight exclamation when he found
the paper he was hunting for. He unfolded a stiff sheet of note paper, and then folding it
back so that only the signature was visible, sat down beside his guest. The signature,
"Ludwig W.," stood out clearly from the paper he held.
"Not Ludwig's, evidently," said the Count, "now we will look as to the
other. I am sorry to say we have that, too."
He opened the other paper he held, and folded it as he had done the first. The
signature in this case was simply "Lola."
"They seem to be identical. I fancied as much. It was Madame Montez' custom to
take whatever she wanted from the royal library, and she seldom troubled herself to return
it. The second name is only another evidence of her inordinate vanity, and they are too
numerous to be of especial interest. I must apologize for showing you the signatures in
this singularly unsatisfactory manner, but the contents of these communications were
strictly personal, and, of course, were not addressed to me. I remember very little of the
reign of the first Ludwig myself. There are a number of names among those papers that
might interest you, if you care to see them and will omit the body of the documents. They
are, many of them, papers that should never have been written at all. Such things are
inevitable in very old families, though I could never understand their motive for
preserving them. There is only one way to handle such things, and that is with absolute
and unvarying care. To show them even to an appreciative friend is a form of blackmail. I
dislike the responsibility of knowing their contents myself. I have not read any of them
for years."
"And yet you, too, keep them?"
"Certainly, inbred tradition, I suppose. I have often intended to destroy them,
but I have always deferred the actual doing of it. Since they have enabled me to be of
some service to you, I am glad I have delayed the holocaust."
The conventional ring of the last remark seemed to politely close all further serious
discussion of the subject. Buchanan checked the question he had already mentally uttered,
and taking a chair by the table, looked at the signatures his host selected. They were
names that consumed him with an overwhelming curiosity and made his ears tingle and his
checks burn; single names, most of them, those single names that Balzac said made the
observer dream. As the Count took another package of documents from the box his fingers
caught a small gold chain attached to some metallic object that rang sharply against the
sides of the box as he lifted his hand.
"The iron cross!" cried Buchanan involuntarily, with a quick inward breath.
"Yes, it is one that I won on the field of Gravelotte years ago. It is my only
contribution to this box. I have been a very ordinary man, Mr. Buchanan. In families like
ours there must be some men who neither make nor break, but try to keep things together.
That my efforts in that direction were somewhat futile was not entirely my fault. I had
two brothers who bore the title before me; they were both talented men, and when my turn
came there was very little left to save."
"I fancied you had been more of a student than a man of affairs."
"Student is too grave a word. I have always read; at one time I thought that of
itself gave one a sufficient purpose, but like other things it fails one at last, at least
the living interest of it. At present I am only a survivor. Here, where every one plays
for some stake, I realize how nearly extinct is the class to which I belong, and that I am
a sort of survival of the unfit, with no duty but to keep an escutcheon that is only a
name and a sword that the world no longer needs. An old pagan back in Julian's time who
still clung to a despoiled Olympus and a vain philosophy, dead as its own abstruse
syllogisms, might have felt as I do when the new faith, throbbing with potentialities, was
coming in. The life of my own father seems to be as far away as the lives of the ancient
emperors. It is not a pleasant thing to be the last of one's kind. The tedium vitae
descends heavily upon one."
As the Count was speaking, they heard a ripple of loud laughter on the stairs and a
rustle of draperies in the hall, and a tall blonde woman, dressed in a tight-fitting
tailor-made gown, with a pair of long lavender gloves lying jauntily over her shoulder,
entered and bowed graciously to the Count.
"Bon soir, mon p�re, I was not aware you had company." There was in
her voice that peculiarly hard throat tone that stage people so often use in conversation.
"Mr. Buchanan, my daughter, Helena."
Buchanan bowed and muttered a greeting, uncertain by just what title he should address
her.
"No Countess, if you please, Mr. Buchanan. Just plain Helena de Koch. Titles are
out of date, and more than absurd in our case. I come from a rehearsal of a concert where
I sing for money, attired in a ready-made gown, botched over by a tailor, to visit my
respected parent in a fourth-rate lodging house, and you call me Countess! Could anything
be more innately funny? Titles only go in comic opera now. I have often tried to persuade
my father to content himself with Paul de Koch."
The Count smiled. "My name was not mine to make, Helena, and I am not at all
ashamed of it."
The young lady's keen but rather indifferent eyes had dwelt on Buchanan but a moment,
but he felt as though he had been inspected by a drill sergeant, and that no detail of his
person or attire had escaped her.
She glanced at the table and then at the Count. "So you have decided to become
practical at last?"
A shade of extreme annoyance swept quickly over the Counts face. He replied
stiffly.
"I have merely been showing Mr. Buchanan an autograph he wished to see."
"O, so that is all! I might have known it. People do not recover from a mania in a
day." She laughed rather unpleasantly and turned graciously to Buchanan. "Have
you persuaded him to show you any of them? The contents are much more interesting than the
autographs, rather side lights on history, you know." Her eyelid drooped a little
with an insinuating glance, just enough to suggest a wink that did not come to pass, but
he felt strangely repelled by even the suggestion. It must have been the connection that
made it so objectionable, he reflected. She seemed to cheapen the Count and all his
surroundings.
"No, my interest goes no further than the autographs."
"A polite prevarication, I imagine. You will have to get more in the shadow if you
hide the curiosity in your eyes. I don't blame you, he found me reading them once, and all
the old Koch temper came out. I never knew he had it until then. Our tempers and our title
are the only remnants of our former glory. The one is quite as ridiculous as the other,
since we have no one to get angry at but each other. Poverty has no right to indignation
at all. I speak respectfully even to a cabman. Papa shows his superiority by having no
cabman at all."
"I think neither of you need do anything at all to show that," said Buchanan,
politely.
"O, come, you are all like impressarios, you Americans, and the further West one
goes the worse it is. I never saw a manager who could resist a title; I only use mine on
such occasions."
Buchanan saw that his host looked ill at ease, so he endeavored to change the subject.
"You sing, I believe?"
"O, yes, in oratorio and concert. Cher papa will not hear of the opera.
Oratorio seems to be the special retreat of decayed gentility. I don't believe in those
distinctions myself; I have found that a title dating from the foundation of the Empire
does not buy one a spring bonnet, and that one of the oldest names in Europe will not keep
one in gloves. One of your clever Frenchmen said there is nothing in the world but money,
the gallows excepted. But His Excellency here never quotes that. Papa is an aristocrat,
while I am bourgeoise to the tips of my fingers." She waved her highly polished nails
toward Buchanan.
He thought that she could not have summarized herself better. The instinctive dislike
he had always felt for her had been steadily growing into an aversion since she entered
the room. It was by no means the first time he had seen her, she was almost a familiar
figure about the boarding house, and often came to dine with the Count. Her florid
coloring and elaborately blonde hair might have been said to be a general expression of
her style. Under that yellow bang was a low straight forehead, and straight brows from
behind which looked out a pair of blue eyes, large and full but utterly without depth, and
cold as icicles, which seemed to be continually estimating the pecuniary value of the
world. The cheeks were full and the chill decided in spite of its dimple. The upper lip
was full and short and the nostril spare. They were scarcely the features one would expect
to find in the descendant of an ancient house, seeming more accidental than formed by any
perpetuated tendencies of blood. Her hands were broad and plump like her wrists.
Mademoiselle was on almost familiar terms with the landlady of Crow's Nest, and
Buchanan fancied that she was responsible for the bits of gossip concerning the Count that
floated about the house and were daily rehearsed by the languid widow. The widow had gone
so far as to darkly express her doubts as to this effulgent blonde being the Count's
daughter at all, and Buchanan had been guilty of rather hoping that she was right. It
would be rather less of a reflection on the Count, he thought. But tonight's conversation
left him no room for doubt, and in watching the contrast between her full, florid
countenance and the chastened face across the table, he wondered if the materialists of
this world were always hale and full-fed, while the idealists were pale and gray as the
shadows that kept them company. But one did not find time to muse much about anything in
Mademoiselle de Koch's presence.
"By the way, cher papa, you are coming tomorrow night to hear me sing that
waltz song of Ardittis?"
"Certainly, if you wish, but I am not fond of that style of music."
"O, certainly not, that's not to be expected or hoped for, nothing but mossbacks.
But, seriously, one cannot sing Mendelssohn or Haydn forever, and all the modern classics
are so abominably difficult," said Mademoiselle, beginning to draw on her gloves,
which Buchanan noticed were several sizes too small and required a great deal of coaxing.
Indeed everything that Mademoiselle wore fit her closely. She was of that peculiar type of
blonde loveliness which impresses one as being always on the verge of embonpoint,
and its possessor seems always to be in a state of nervous apprehension lest she should
cross the dead line and openly and fearlessly be called stout.
At this juncture a gentle knock was heard at the door, and Mademoiselle remarked
carelessly, "That's only Tony. Come in!"
A gentleman entered and bowed humbly to Mademoiselle. He was a little tenor whom
Buchanan remembered having seen before, and whose mild dark eyes and swarthy skin had
given him a pretext to adopt an Italian stage name. He was a slight, narrow chested man
and [had] a receding chin and a generally "professional" and foreign air which
was unmistakably cultivated.
"A charming evening, Count. Chicago weather is so seldom genial in the
winter."
After presenting him to Buchanan the Count answered him, "I have not been out, but
it seems so here."
"Doubtless, in Mademoiselle's society. But you are busy?"
He glanced inquiringly at Mademoiselle. Buchanan fancied that the question was
addressed to her rather than to the Count, and thought he intercepted an answering glance.
"Not at all, we were merely amusing ourselves. Must you leave us already?"
"I think Mademoiselle has another rehearsal. You know what it means to presume to
keep pace with an art, eternal vigilance. There is no rest for the weary in our
professionnot, at least, in this world." This was said with a weighty sincerity
that almost provoked a smile from Buchanan. There are two words which no Chicago singer
can talk ten minutes without using: "art" and "Chicago," and this
gentleman had already indulged in both.
"O, yes, we must be gone to practice the despised Arditti. Come tomorrow night if
you can. Tony here will give you tickets. And if Mr. Buchanan should have nothing better
to do, pray bring him with you."
Buchanan assured her that he could have nothing more agreeable at any rate, and would
be delighted to go. She took possession of the tenor and departed.
II
Harold Buchanan accompanied the Count next evening, and his impressions of Mademoiselle
Helena de Koch were only intensified. She sang floridly and with that peculiar confidence
which always seems to attend uncertain execution. She had a peculiar trick of just seeming
to catch a note by the skirts and then falling back from it, just touching it, as it were,
but totally unable to sustain it. More than that, her very unconsciousness of this showed
that she had absolutely no musical sense. Buchanan was inclined to think that, next to her
coarse disappreciation of her father, her singing was rather the worst feature about her.
To sing badly and not to have perception enough to know it was such a bad index of one's
mental and aesthetic constitution.
After the concert they went up on the stage to see her, and she came forward to meet
them, accompanied by the tenor, and greeted them graciously, bearing her blushing honors
quite as thick upon her as if she had sung well.
"It was nice of you to come. Did you catch my eye?"
"I am still glowing with the pleasure of thinking I did so, but I was afraid
perhaps it was only a delusion. One so often goes about puffed up over favors that were
meant for the fellow back of him."
"O, I hoped mine were more intelligible than that. But now you shall be rewarded
for your patience. Tony and I are going to have a little supper down at Kingsley's, and
you must come, just us, you know. Papa may come to chaperone us, if it is not too late for
him."
The Count hastily excused himself, and indeed he must have been very dense to have
accepted such a hostile invitation, even from his own daughter. But Buchanan had already
bowed his acceptance, and felt that it was too late to retreat. Reluctantly he accompanied
Mademoiselle and the silent tenor, and saw the Count depart alone. And yet, he reflected,
this merciful intervention would relieve him from the awkward necessity of discussing the
concert with his friend.
When they were seated at Kingsley's and had given their orders, it struck him that
Mademoiselle had some purpose in bringing him, for it soon became obvious that the tenor's
charms were of that nature which one usually prefers to enjoy alone. What this might be,
however, did not at once appear. She discussed current music and light opera in quite an
amiable and disinterested manner, and for a time contented herself with this.
"You are a journalist, I believe, Mr. Buchanan?"
"Scarcely, yet. That is one of the many things I would like to be."
"You are a Chicago man, at any rate?" inquired the tenor.
"Well, one of the queer things about Chicago is that no one is really a native. I
have lived here a good deal, off and on. My father used to be in business here before I
went East to school. Just at present I want to get into something, and I think that
lightning is about as likely to strike one here as any where."
"More likely! Chicago is the place for young talent. I have found so. They want
new blood and new ideas. Success comes sooner and more directly here than elsewhere in
your profession as in my own. I would rather sing to a Chicago audience than any other,
and I think I have been before most of the best ones in this country." When the
taciturn gentleman spoke at all it was of one all-important theme. Indeed, do tenors ever
talk of anything else? Art et moi; Lart, c'est moi!
"O, Tony here takes things too seriously. 'Life is a plaything, life is a toy!'
You have sung that often enough to believe it a little by this time. By the way, Mr.
Buchanan, have you been down to hear the threadbare Robin Hood? O, no, I never go; there
are no light operas worth hearing except those of the Viennese. Think of that odious waltz
song, ta, ta, ta-ta-te, ta; ta-ta-te, ta, ta, ta!"
Buchanan looked apprehensively about at the other supper parties in the room, and
wished she would not sing so loud. But she went merrily on.
"I can endure everything American except American music, and the less said of it
the better. By the way, don't you think I have taken to your language rather kindly? Of
course I learned English when I was a child, but I had to learn American after arriving,
and I assure you that is quite another language."
"I was just thinking that you were quite wonderful in that respect. I should never
know you were not one of us; you have all the sermo familiaris even to our local
touches."
"O yes, I went at your slang as conscientiously as if it were grammar. That is the
characteristic part of a language, anyway."
When their order arrived, the drift of the talk changed.
"You see a good deal of papa, Mr. Buchanan?"
"Not half so much as I want to."
"I am glad you like him; he is very lonely and has those antiquated class notions
about mixing up with people."
"I have always felt that and have been a little bit backward. I dont want to
seem to intrude."
"O, you need never be afraid of that; he likes you immensely. Weve heard
lots about you, haven't we, Tony?"
"Most enthusiastic and flattering accounts," responded that gentleman,
looking up a moment from his lobster.
We have thought about suggesting something, Mr. Buchanan, that might be immensely to
your advantage. You are a young literary man, waiting to make a hit like all the rest of
us. Now let me tell you something; if you can work papa, your fame is ready made for
you."
"Well, if I could find any fame of that variety, I would be willing to pay pretty
dearly for it. I had about decided that the virgin article was not lying about in very
extensive deposits."
"Well, it is, just in chunks, inside of that box you saw the other night. He has
hundreds of papers there that would turn the court history of Europe for the last century
upside down. I know whereof I speak. His friends have urged him to publish them for the
last twenty years, and Ibut, of course, men never listen to their daughters. Of
course he wouldn't care to edit them himself, his everlasting name, you know. But you are
a practical literary man and know what fin de si�cle taste demands, and if you
could sort of combine forces, I have an idea it would be a great thing for both of
you."
"But," protested Buchanan, "your father assured me those documents were
of a wholly private nature."
"Of course they are. That's the sort of history that goes now-a-days. It's the
sort of thing that sells and that people read, 'something spicy,' they call it. You could
edit them with historical notes to give tone to the thing, you know. Of course you would
have to overcome innumerable scruples on papa's part. Go at it in the name of art and
history and all that. He is unyielding in his notions about such things, but if there is
any living man who can do it, you are the man!" She had quite forgotten now the calm
indifference of her first method of attack; her lips were set and her eyes biting keen.
Buchanan could not help noticing how she leaned forward and how tightly she held her fork.
Evidently this plan was not a new one. There was a purpose in those hard eyes that could
not be new. He shifted his position slightly.
"I would rather you would leave me and my interests out of the question, Miss de
Koch, though don't think I don't appreciate your kindness in thinking of me. If there is
anything in the papers themselves to justify their publication, why does your father
object to it?"
"O, he considers people's feelingsmuch they've ever considered ours! Of
course it would make big scandals all over Europe, and no end of a fuss. There would be
answers, denials, refutations; the national museums would be ransacked for counter-proofs.
That one book would bring out a dozen. Just think of it, a grand wholesale expos�
of all the courts of Europe, hailing from image-breaking Chicago! It's your chance of
fame, young man, and as for money, we'd all be throwing it at the birdies in six
months."
She had dropped the pass word of the conspiracy. Buchanan began to feel less at sea.
"Of course there would be grave considerations attending the publication of such
matter."
"Not a bit of it. This is an age of disillusionment. William Tell was a myth,
Josephine only a Creole coquette, and Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare at all. This
generation wants to get at the bottom of things. Now it's not the man who can invent a
romance, but the man who can explode one who holds the winning card," she touched him
lightly on the shoulder.
"It's a good deal as you say, undoubtedly. But I doubt the dignity, or even the
decency of it."
She put her glass down impatiently. "That all may be, but when we are in Rome we
must be either Romans or provincials. You must give the people what they want. Really,
now, don't you like to get a tip on those old figurehead guys yourself, just to get even
with them by shaking them off their pedestals a little? They were all very common clay
like the rest of us."
Buchanan leaned back in his chair and decided to gain time and measure, if he could,
the depth of the conspiracy sprung upon him. Mademoiselle was aglow with excitement, and
even her gentleman-in-waiting had forgotten his supper, and his mild eyes were flashing
with the first animation he had displayed.
"Well," he said, amused in spite of himself, "I have often thought I
should like to get behind the scenes in history and see how all the great effects were
really produced. How the tragic buskin is worn to make men look taller than they are, by
what wires the angels are carried up to their apotheosis, and where the unfortunates go
when they disappear through the trap. It would be a satisfaction to know just how often
simpletons are cast for heroic parts, and great men for trivial ones, how often Hamlet and
the grave digger ought to change places. I have even thought I would like to go into the
dressing-room, and see just how the conventional historic puppets were made up; see the
real head under the powdered wig and the real cheek under the rouge. And yet I am not
anxious to be wholly disillusioned. If Caesar without his toga would not be Caesar, I
would rather stay down in the orchestra chairs. I don't care to read a history of Napoleon
written by his valet."
"Come, you know all this is moonshine. Nobody believes those things now-a-days.
The more you take the halo from those fellows, the more popular you make them. A new
scandal about Napoleon gives him a new lease of life. It revives the interest. Who would
ever know anything about Rousseau, if it wasn't for his 'Confessions'? That keeps him
popular; even my hairdresser reads it."
"Of course it is something to have immortality among hairdressers."
"It's very much better than having none at all, and being on the shelf all around.
You are a young man with your mark to make, and you've got to meet the world on its own
ground and give it what it wants, or it'll have none of you. If you take the people's
money, you ought to cater to their tastes, that's fair enough. You cannot afford to be an
old fogy, you have too much future. You see where it has put papa. Do you want to be
stranded in Crow's Nest all your life, say fifty years of it? Chances to take the world by
the horns do not occur every day; if you let them go by, you have a good long time for
reflection, a lifetime, generally. One chance for one man, you know."
"I know that only too well, but I can't see that this is in any sense my chance.
It's wholly your father's affair."
"Make it yours. Let's get to something definite; don't let him put you off with
high sounding words; they aren't in the modern vocabulary and don't mean anything. Now
you'll take up this matter? There is only one man in a thousand I would speak to openly in
this way, but I have every faith in your ability. When things become definite, if papa is
elusive about the business features of it, you and I can arrange that together."
Buchanan crumpled his napkin and threw it on the table.
"I am sorry, but I am afraid that you have misplaced your confidence; that is, you
have expected too much of me. I am not an enterprising man, or a very practical one; if I
were I would already have some legitimate occupation. I seem to be rather another case of
the round block versus the square hole, and decidedly I can't fit into this. I could never
propose such a thing to your father. If he ever speaks to me on the subject I will be
frank enough, I promise you, but further than that I cannot pledge myself. Moreover, I
doubt my own ability to either gauge the popular taste or fill its demands."
Mademoiselle's amiability at once disappeared, and she took no pains to conceal the
fact that she considered him both ungracious and ungrateful, though she vented her
displeasure principally upon her dusky minion, the tenor, who was struggling with her
rubbers. From the dogged look on his face, Buchanan imagined that that silent gentleman
would one day avenge the tyrannies of his apprenticeship. Feeling very much as though he
had obtained a supper under false pretenses, he said good night.
As he lit his cigar in the street, and faced the cold wet wind that blew in from the
lake, he muttered to himself, "Of all mercenary creatures! it's loathsome enough in a
man, but in a woman-bah, it's positively reptilian! I don't believe she has a drop
of the old man's blood in her body."
III
Some way his very aversion to the daughter drew Buchanan's sympathies more than ever to
the Count. He found himself in the evening instinctively pausing at the Count's door, and
when he went out to hear music or to see a play he felt more at ease when the Count was
with him. He was of that temperament which quickly learns to depend on others. During
their talks and rambles about the theatres he learned a good deal of the Count's history.
Not directly, as the old gentleman seldom talked about himself, but in scrappy fragments
that he mentally sorted and expanded into a biography. He learned how Paul had been born
in the Winter Palace at St. Petersburg, where his father had superintended the education
of the Czar Nicholas' sons. He had been considered rather dull socially in his youth, and
had been kept in the background in a military school at Leipsic, while his two elder
brothers spent his substance and amassed colossal debts in a manner that demonstrated
their social talents to the world. After a good deal of reckless living, William had been
killed in a duel about some vague diplomatic matter, and Nicholas by some accident at the
races. When Paul at last came in to his shorn and parceled patrimony, he did something
that established all the charges of imbecility that had been made against him; he sold the
Koch estates and paid the Koch debts, the first time they had been paid in three
centuries. By such an unheard of proceeding he at once lost caste in the diplomatic
circles of the continent. To part with his family estates, to sell the home of the Counts
de Koch to pay tradespeople and laborers, it was really more than well conducted society
could be expected to condone. So Paul drifted to America, not until after the death of his
wife, though of his wife he never spoke except formally. When he considered the daughter,
Buchanan could not wonder at his reticence.
The mans quiet charm, his distinctive fineness of life and thought meant a great
deal to a young man like Buchanan. They helped him to keep his standards and his tastes
clean at a despondent age when that is sometimes difficult to do. It was certainly a
strange thing to find this instinctive autocrat, this type of an effete nobility in that
city of all cities, in Chicago, where the Present and the Practical are apotheosized and
paid divine honors. But, then, what can one not find in Chicago? He never stepped, without
feeling the contrast, from the hurried world of barter and trade into the quiet of that
little room where memories and souvenirs of other times and another world were kept
hidden, as, in the days of their far captivity in the city of Baal, the Jews kept the
sacred vessels of their pillaged temple.
One night, as he was indulging in his reprehensible habit of reading in bed, Buchanan
heard a hurried knock at his door. At his bidding the Count entered. He was still in
street dress, hat in hand, pale and in evident excitement. His hair was disordered and his
forehead shone with moisture. He would not sit down, but went straight up to the bed and
grasped Buchanan's hand. Buchanan felt that his was trembling and cold.
"My friend," he spoke thickly, "I need you tonight, the letters... the
box... it is gone."
"The box? O, yes, the steel chest, but how, where, what do you mean?"
"When I came to my rooms tonight, I opened the drawer of the chiffonier. It was a
most unusual thing, it must have been instinct, those letters are the only things left to
watch. They should have been in a vault, I know, but I kept delaying. When I opened the
drawer they were gone."
"This is serious. What can you do?"
"I must go out at once. You have retired and I would not disturb you for any
trivial matter, but thisthis is the honor of my family! Great God! The descendants
of those people are living in Europe today, living honorably and bearing great names. You
hear me? Those letters must not get abroad. They would shake men's faith in God and make
them curse their mothers."
Buchanan was already dressing. Suddenly he stopped short and dropped his shoe on the
floor.
Who knew where you kept them? Do you suspect any one who was interested?"
The Count's voice was almost inaudible as he answered, "I think, Mr. Buchanan, we
must first go to my daughter's rooms. It is with regret and shame that I drag you into
this; it is terrible enough for me." He stood with his eyes downcast, like one in
bitter shame. Buchanan had never noticed that he was so old a man before.
He felt that nothing could be said that would not be more than superfluous. When he
finished dressing, the Count remarked, "Put on your ulster, it is cold."
They went softly downstairs and hailed a cab. During the drive the Count said nothing.
Buchanan could see by the flash of the street lights as they passed them that his head was
sunk on his breast. Only once he broke the silence by a sort of despairing groan. Buchanan
guessed that some memory which bore immediately upon the grief of the moment had suddenly
arisen before him. Perhaps it was one of those casual actions which we scatter so
recklessly in our youth, and which, grown monstrous like the creature of Frankenstein,
rise up to shame us in our age and spread desolation which we are powerless to check.
When they reached the house, Buchanan saw that the windows of the third floor were
lighted, while the rest of the house was in darkness. It was easy to guess on which floor
Mademoiselle de Koch resided. After repeated ringing, a sleepy servant maid opened the
door. The Count asked no questions, but simply gave his name and passed upstairs, while
the maid gathered her disheveled robes about her and stumbled down the hallway. The knock
at Mademoiselle de Koch's door was greeted by a cheerful "Entrez!"
The open door revealed Mademoiselle attired in a traveling dress with a pile of letters
on the desk before her, and a pen in her hand. A half packed valise lay open on the bed,
and her trunks were strapped as though for sudden departure.
On seeing her visitors she gave a start of surprise, followed by a knowing glance, and
then was quite at her ease. She would make a good defence, Buchanan suspected.
"Ah, it is you, cher papa, and you have brought company. Well, it is not
exactly a conventional hour, but you are always welcome. I am delighted, Mr. Buchanan.
Papa's chaperonage is certainly sufficient, even at three in the morning, so be
seated."
The Count closed the door and met her. "Helena, you know why I have come and what
you must do. There is no need of expletives."
"Not for you, perhaps, but I insist upon an explanation. What do you mean? I am at
your service, as always, but I do not understand."
"This scene is disgraceful enough. I will allow you to spare yourself any
explanations. I want the letters you took from my room. I will have them so make no ado
about it."
"You speak to me, sir, as though I were a chambermaid; you accuse me of taking
your letters. What letters? I did not know you had correspondence so delicate now. Fie,
papa! D'Albert said you were in your dotage ten years ago, but I have done you the honor
to think him mistaken. Please do not altogether destroy my faith in you, I have so few
illusions left at best." The sneer in that last sentence made Buchanan shiver as with
a chill.
"I have not come to bandy words with you, Helena, nor to sermonize. You have never
known what honor means. That is a distinction which cannot be taught. Dont try to
act with me. I will take what I have come for, and leave you to your own felicitous
philosophy of life, which I thank God is not mine. Give me the key of your trunk."
"Really, Your Excellency, this is quite too much. I shall do nothing of the sort.
Come back tomorrow and I will do anything within reason. At present you are simply insane
with anger, after the charming manner of your house."
"Then in just three minutes Mr. Buchanan will call an officer."
She started visibly, "You would not dare, prideif nothing else"
"I have no pride but the honor of my house. Quick, there is a law which can touch
even you. Law was made for such as you."
The man of pale reflection was no more. This was the man of the iron cross who had led
the charge on the field of Gravelotte.
Slowly, sullenly, she reached for her purse, and biting her lips handed him the key.
"Now, Mr. Buchanan, if you will assist me." He went quickly and deftly to the
bottom of the trunk, almost without disturbing the clothing, and drew out the box, wrapped
in numberless undergarments. After opening it and assuring himself as to the contents, he
closed the trunk and Buchanan strapped it up.
Mademoiselle, who had returned to her seat and was making a pretense of writing,
dropped her pen with a fierce exclamation.
"What is this honor you are always ranting about? Is it to leave your daughter to
pick up her living as she may, to whine about beasts of managers, and go begging for
fourth-rate engagements, when you might have supported her by the sale of a few scandalous
letters? A fine sort of code to make all this racket about! Fine words will not conceal
ugly facts.
The Count straightened himself as under a blow, "Stop! since you will drag out
this whole ugly matter; you know that if you would have lived as I have had to live there
would have been enough. As long as there was a picture, a vase, a jewel left, you know
where they went. You took until there was no more to take. I simply have nothing but the
pension. Even now my home is open to you, but I cannot keep you in yours. Will you never
understand, I simply have no money! You know why I came here and why I must die here. When
there was money what use did you make of it? Why is it that neither of us will ever dare
to show our faces on the Continent again, that we tremble at the name of a continental
newspaper? You remember that heading in Figaro? It will stare me in my grave!
'Adventuress!' Great God, it was true!"
His voice broke, and his white head sank on his breast in an attitude of abject shame
and anguish. Buchanan put his hand before his eyes to shut out the sight of it. But again
that rasping pitiless woman's voice broke on his ear.
"And who began it all, by selling my inheritance over my head? Was it yours to
sell?"
The Count spoke quietly now and his voice was steady.
"For the moment you brought back the old shame, and I almost pitied you and myself
again. Generally I simply forget it; you have exhausted my power to suffer. I never feel.
Helena, there is nothing I can say to you, for we have no language in common. Words do not
mean the same to us. Good night."
She sprang from her seat and stood with clenched hands. "Those papers do not
belong to you. They are ancient history, and they belong to the world!"
"They are the follies of men, and they belong to God," said the Count as he
closed the door. As they reached the cab he spoke heavily, "It was ungenerous of me
to drag you into this, but I did not feel equal to it alone."
"I think that good friends need not explain why they need each other, even if they
know themselves," said Buchanan gently.
When they were in the cab he felt as though he ought to speak of something. He was
afraid that perhaps the Count had not noticed it. "Miss de Koch's trunks were packed.
Is she going away?"
The Count sighed wearily and leaned back in his seat, speaking so low that Buchanan had
to lean forward to catch his words above the rumble of the cab.
"Yes, I saw. It is probably an elopementthe tenor. But I am helpless. I have
no money. What she said was true enough; I am no more successful as a father than I was as
a nobleman. And I have been mad enough to wish that I had sons! It is a terrible thing,
this degeneration of great families. You are very happy to see nothing of it here.
The rot begins inside and is hidden for a time, but it demonstrates itself even physically
at last. My ancestors had the frames of giants, field marshals and generals, all of them.
We were all dwarfs, exhausted physically from the first, frayed ends of the strands of a
great skein. Even my father was a slight man, always ill. My brothers were men of no
principle, but they at least preserved the traditions. Nicholas was killed at the races,
like a common jockey. In me it showed itself in my marriage. Before that the men of our
house had at least chosen gentlewomen as their wives; they acknowledged the obligation.
But this, even I never thought it would come to this. My mother would have starved with my
father, begged in the streets, even lived at Crow's Nest, but she would never have thought
of this. The possibility would never have occurred to her. I am the last of them. Helena
will hardly choose a domestic career. Our little comedy is over, it is time the lights
were out; the fifth act has dragged out too long. I am in haste to give back to the earth
this blood I carry and free the world from it. In it is inherent failure, germinal
weakness, madness, and chaos. When all sense of honor dies utterly out of an old stock,
there is nothing left but annihilation. It should be buried deep, deep as they bury
victims of a plague, blotted out like the forgotten dynasties of history."
* The Chicago World's Fair of 1893 was officially known as the World's Columbian
Exposition.
** Nellie Melba (1861-1931), Australian opera star.
*** Lola Montez, mistress of King Ludwig I of Bavaria, controlled the Bavarian
government in 1847. She was ousted by Austrian and Jesuit influences in 1848, and King
Ludwig abdicated in favor of his son the same year.
First published in Home Monthly, VI (September, October, 1896), 9-11; 12-13,
22-23.
Reproduced from Virginia Faulkner, ed, Willa Cather's Collected Short Fiction
1892-1912.
Lincoln: University of Nebraska Press, 1970, 449-71.
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